Hey girl, people that text the word “Give” to the Obama campaign at 62262, thereby donating $10 to his re-election efforts, make we want to vomit. Whatever you do today, don’t do that. DO NOT DO THAT!
Let me clarify: Whatever you might have going on today, DO NOT TAKE THE TIME TO TYPE THE LETTERS “GIVE” TO 62262.
I know as a woman, you don’t have the capacity to fully understand how technology works, but if you TEXT THE WORD “GIVE” (no quotes) TO 62262, it will give $10 to Barack Obama and his re-election efforts. And as my lover, you don’t want to do that.
You may now return to filing your nails.