Paul Ryan Gosling

I like my women like I like my cheese curds-- yellow, squeaky and distrustful of big government programs that benefit the poor and middle class.

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Listen up, sweetheart…

Hey girl, people that text the word “Give” to the Obama campaign at 62262, thereby donating $10 to his re-election efforts, make we want to vomit. Whatever you do today, don’t do that. DO NOT DO THAT! 

Let me clarify: Whatever you might have going on today, DO NOT TAKE THE TIME TO TYPE THE LETTERS “GIVE” TO 62262. 

I know as a woman, you don’t have the capacity to fully understand how technology works, but if you TEXT THE WORD “GIVE” (no quotes) TO 62262, it will give $10 to Barack Obama and his re-election efforts. And as my lover, you don’t want to do that.

You may now return to filing your nails.

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