Paul Ryan Gosling

I like my women like I like my cheese curds-- yellow, squeaky and distrustful of big government programs that benefit the poor and middle class.

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Ask Paul Ryan Gosling anything

Hey girl, I hate seeing you in pain. So in addition to my duties as running mate, Congressman and lover, I’ll now be adding the title of “Advice Columnist” to my business card. 

I also hate seeing you ignorant, so also feel free to ask me for policy clarification.

And pie recipes.

Ask away.

I’m really good at awkward silences.

I’m really good at awkward silences.

I never cease to amaze me

I never cease to amaze me

With liberty and justice for all*

*(Some restrictions apply)

With liberty and justice for all*

*(Some restrictions apply)

Does that make sense, sweetheart?

Does that make sense, sweetheart?

And who doesn’t love pie?

And who doesn’t love pie?

Please welcome a very special guest

Please welcome a very special guest

The Facebook!

Hey girl, I like you, you like me. Let’s make it official.

Click here and then “Like” my page on Facebook. My people tell me you won’t be sorry!

Or click here if you want to see what you’re actually clicking on: www.Facebook.com/PaulRyanGosling

Either way, just take a break from blowing on your nails for a second and click something.

I am the smartest man alive!

I am the smartest man alive!

It is those whose footsteps we follow that we most truly resemble.

It is those whose footsteps we follow that we most truly resemble.