Paul Ryan Gosling

I like my women like I like my cheese curds-- yellow, squeaky and distrustful of big government programs that benefit the poor and middle class.

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A promise from the moral wing of the Republican Party

A promise from the moral wing of the Republican Party

And what’s Obama done to stop it? Exactly.

And what’s Obama done to stop it? Exactly.

We even have a few black Jew women in a very special folder.

We even have a few black Jew women in a very special folder.

Listen up, sweetheart…

Hey girl, people that text the word “Give” to the Obama campaign at 62262, thereby donating $10 to his re-election efforts, make we want to vomit. Whatever you do today, don’t do that. DO NOT DO THAT! 

Let me clarify: Whatever you might have going on today, DO NOT TAKE THE TIME TO TYPE THE LETTERS “GIVE” TO 62262. 

I know as a woman, you don’t have the capacity to fully understand how technology works, but if you TEXT THE WORD “GIVE” (no quotes) TO 62262, it will give $10 to Barack Obama and his re-election efforts. And as my lover, you don’t want to do that.

You may now return to filing your nails.

You are totally going in my binder.

You are totally going in my binder.

We’ll put that promise in our big lady binder.

We’ll put that promise in our big lady binder.

His smile is just so white, how can it not vote Republican?

His smile is just so white, how can it not vote Republican?

It’s an evil place and must be heavily controlled.

It’s an evil place and must be heavily controlled.

Democrats only wish they had someone this disheveled and old and white. 

Democrats only wish they had someone this disheveled and old and white. 

And fact-checkers are communists.

And fact-checkers are communists.